So this time last week I was standing in front of the Pyramid Stage watching Jack White play like a man possessed (seriously, I wouldn't mind betting that he's followed the same route as Robert Johnson after meeting the devil at a crossroads one night). It's a few days since the dust (or mud) has settled and I can honestly say that I had a great time. Despite the rain and the storm, despite the fact that I burst my inflatable mattress in the middle of the night, despite the toilets, despite the mud, it's true to say that there really is nowhere on Earth like Glastonbury. From the political debates on the Leftfield Stage to the Crow's Nest up the top of the Park, from Miss Dolly Parton on the Pyramid Stage to Jagwar Ma on William's Green and all points in between, the people and the places make it a brilliant experience. I definitely want to go back at some point, and maybe try out some others like End of the Road too. Here's some photos from last week.
|Busy times in the Rocket Lounge & Diner 25/6/14|
|James Murphy & one of the Soulwax boys in the Despacio Sound System tent 26/6/14|
|Drenge on the John Peel stage 27/6/14|
|Elbow on the Pyramid Stage, Friday night 27/6/14|
|The stature and lasers in the Silver Hayes field|
|Jack White on the Pyramid Stage 28/6/14|
|Panoramic view of the site from the Crow's Nest|
|The polar bear in the Greenpeace field|
|Hands in the air for Jagwar Ma, 29/6/14|
Part 5 - My first erection
So last weekend the sun was out and it seemed like a good time to get the tent out for the first time and see how easy (or not) it is to assemble. Having taken it out of the bag and unrolled it the first thing that struck me was that it would be practically impossible to get it into such a neat and tidy state ever again. Anyway, I took out the instructions, started the stopwatch and set to putting it up. It said 10 minutes on the pack, which I knew was optimistic, but 33 minutes later it was up and ready, which I thought was pretty good for my first attempt. The thing that struck me most was how hot it was inside after just a few minutes - but that doesn't mean I don't want it to be sunny at Glastonbury!
|A bit wonky maybe, but a pretty good attempt|
Just 17 days until we're there!
Part 4 - Nothing Else Matters
So, the (not very well kept) secret is out - Metallica are the final headliners to be announced. As expected, this has led to the usual slanging matches on the internet, with both sides taking up strong positions. Amidst all the brouhaha let me offer up the following observations:
- 'Metallica' (or 'The Black Album') pretty much always appears on those 'essential albums you should own' type lists. I reckon a fair proportion of the people going to Glastonbury do own it (or if not, their parents will). Imagine if they came out and played the whole thing from start to finish...
- I've seen Metallica once before, at the Live Earth concert at Wembley Stadium. Despite the fact that they were only added to the bill the day before, so few, if any, of the audience would've bought tickets just to see them, everyone was singing along. And I mean EVERYONE, as far as the eye could see. True, they only did three songs, so they didn't outstay their welcome, but this was a bill that also included acts ranging from Madonna to Beastie Boys to Pussycat Dolls to Paulo fucking Nutini, so it's not as if they were all metal fans.
- There'll be approximately 99 other acts playing at the same time as Metallica are on (including Jake Bugg, Bryan Ferry, Mogwai and MGMT). If people don't like it there's plenty else they can go and see.
Right, I'm off to start colouring in boxes on the Clashfinder - see you in Somerset in 47 days' time!
|Glastonbury line-up 2014|
What more could you want to close out the festival than a bit of Prince and whatever band he's using at the time - The New Power Generation, Third Eye Girl or whatever, just bring it on!
Part 2 - It's all getting a bit in-tents
As I mentioned in Part 1, I've never spent even a single night under canvas. So having got myself a ticket for Glastonbury, the next thing I need it to get kitted out with the requisite camping equipment. I asked my aforementioned ticket-buying friend Dean, as well as some experienced festival goers, for advice, and what I got was a set of conflicting instructions which included:
- Buy a pop-up tent
- Never buy a pop-up tent
- A 3-man tent is the minimum you need for 1 person
- A 2-man tent is fine for 2 people
- Get one with a porch
- Get a small one, you'll only be in it to sleep
That wasn't the most useful advice I've ever had, but I tried to pick my way through it and went to the local camping store (Camping & General on Canvey Island) where they had a massive selection, most of which were erected so you could see what they were like. A choice was made, and lo and behold what do you think was waiting for me under the tree on Christmas Day? That's right,, this little beauty:
The Vango Alpha 300 - a 3-man, non-pop-up tent with its own porch that apparently can be erected in less than 10 minutes (I assume that's in the dry by an experienced camper, not in a howling gale and pouring rain by a Glasto virgin, but we'll find that out in June). I also got a sleeping bag, a torch/lamp, a rucksack, an airbed and a thermal mug so I'm pretty much sorted (unless it rains!).
Line-up update: Arcade Fire have been confirmed as Friday night headliners (which I can take or leave tbh) - rumour has it that they're a replacement for Fleetwood Mac...
Part 1 - What do you mean, 1 million people have registered?
Despite my not so tender years, I've never been to the Glastonbury Festival. I've never even spent one night in a tent anywhere before. But having watched it on the TV for yet another year, I finally buckled and decided that the time had come to experience its many charms. And so a plan was hatched, with a friend of mine who's the same age as me, but only started going himself 2 or 3 years ago. Knowing how hard it can be to get tickets, we decided that we'd try for Glastonbury, but if we couldn't get tickets then we'd go to Latitude Festival instead (which, being nearer, and smaller, probably suited me better anyway).
And so on Sunday we, like hundreds of thousands of other hopefuls, were hunched over our computers ready to feverishly star pressing 'F5' at 9 am. I myself had 2 laptops fired up, each with a couple of different browsers, and my iPad on hand to communicate with the others who were trying for tickets for our group. Like many, I suffered the full force of See Tickets' incompetence - half an hour where no-one could get through, followed by regular trips to the holding screen which, when it auto-refreshed, kicked me out again.
I was resigned almost from the start to not going, But the pagan gods of Somerset were smiling down on us, or more particularly on my friend (we'll call him Dean, as that's his name). He'd gone into work so that he could fire up a number of computers, and keep moving between them refreshing the screens. And despite some complicated goings-on with a miss-typed postcode, he managed to get us tickets. The deposits were paid, and after a brief but agonising wait the confirmation email was received. So that's it, I can't back out now. In just over 8 months' time I'll be on the farm with 120,000 strangers, all having the time of their lives. I thought I'd start this new page to record random thoughts in the build up to, during and after the event, so come with my on the journey.
What I hope for at Glastonbury 2014:
- Fleetwood Mac (but only so everyone watches them on the main stage, making it less busy everywhere else (I really don't like them)
- Kanye West
- Good times
What we'll probably get:
- Phil Collins
- Emilie Sande
- Trench foot